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I have to put my "cute girl’s car" theory out there at this time.
I have this theory, and it's not foolproof, but it is amazing how often it works, that you can predict a hot girl driving a car based on several factors, as often visible from your car, in traffic.
This means you’re behind the car of which you’re predicting driver hotness levels.
They are:
Make of car
Color of car
Year of car
Girl's hair color
Girl's hair style
Here’s an example, then I’ll try breaking it down:
A 2003, white, civic coupe. Driver hair: blonde, popular style.
The driver will be hot. HOT, I tell you.
It’s possible the hair will fool you, so don’t tell you I didn’t warn you.
Take any later model “cute” Civic (not so much Corollas) and if it’s white, or black, the driver will be hot. Accords can work, and so can Camry’s, but more Accord than Camry, and it needs to be a white one.
The hair almost universally has to be blonde, and in a good style. The option is black hair; it doesn’t seem to work for brunettes or redheads.
This used to work with Grand Ams, but as they fade away the formula only finds formerly hot, or “trashy hot” girls. Grand Ams, it works for almost any color, but primarily red. The more beat up the Grand Am, the less this works.
I’m newly finding the theory holds for Alero drivers.
Test it out. I swear it works.
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"My Invisible Friend is better than your Invisible Friend."
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