I thought that there was a super big spider in my basement, and all of the spiders that I saw were just little tiny "Scouts" to make the path clear for the big one.
I thought that farm cats were lightning fast and could live forever, when in fact it was about a dozen cats that all looked the same.
I thought that Coke's name was "Mix" and could never understand why the word Coke was on the bottle. When I asked my buddies mom for a glass of "Mix", she looked at me really funny.
I thought that I could breathe underwater, but I chose not to for convenience sake.
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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.
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