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Originally Posted by Rangsk
A first grade teacher is testing her students on how to spell. She calls on little Alice and says, "Alice, can you spell cat?"
Alice hesitently replies, "c.... a.... ...t!"
"Very good!" Replies the teacher. Next she calls on another little girl. "Mary," she says, "can you spell dog?"
Mary slowly replies, "d.... o.... g!"
"Excellent, Mary!" It was at this point that she realized that little Johnny was crying in the corner with his hands over his face. "Johnny," she asked, "why are you crying?"
"*sniff* well *sniff* Alice wouldn't let me *sniff* play with her at recess *sniff* because I'm black!" replied Johnny.
"Well!" replied the teacher, "That's discrimination! Johnny, can you spell discrimination?"
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haahahaa..this one made my night! haahhha... reminds me of a friend who was teasing me..he wanted to call me a womaniser..and he say " You are a womaniser! W-O-M-A-N- err... W-O-M-A........ " haahaha retard! funny fella. 
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