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A 22-pound, rotating vibrator? Man, if I want to use a toy, I sure as heck don't want to have to haul the thing out and climb up on it.
For that price, it should jump out of the closet, knock me flat on my back onto the bed and whisper, "relax honey, let's just focus on you tonight." And then get up, take the trash out and do the laundry.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House
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Originally Posted by Plan9
Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
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The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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