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Old 11-04-2005, 01:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The slow, painful death of Epics

There is no doubt that the quality of motion pictures has declined steadily over the years. I feel as if a major contributor to this decline is the fee charged by good-looking, mediocre actors coupled with Hollywood's desire to continue to hire them. The $30M overpayment could be applied towards better writers, better post-production editing, and talented unknowns.

One genre that seems to feel the pains the most is the Epic genre. Based on the huge budgets, exotic filming locations, I feel as if epics should just naturally be films worth seeing. However, their quality seems to be declining at a steadier rate than other genres. Perhaps, it's because our expectations are so high?

Examples:

Gladiator - nothing more than Russell Crowe in a loin cloth. Best Actor - indeed. Phoenix's scenes were the only things worth watching.
Troy - nothing more than Brad Pitt in a loin cloth. The story was pathetic and unbelievable. How many close-ups of Brad Pitt posing can you have in a film? That would make a good drinking game: drink every time BP looks pensive.
Alexander - nothing more than Colin Farrell in a toga. This film was so disconnected, I almost quit watching it. It was like a series of really bad, short stories.
Kingdom of Heaven - while this was not terrible, it was hardly something to add to the DVD collection. Just an average film.

What do these all have in common - they are completely dependent on the leading actor's chiseled physique to attract viewers. Again, overpaid actors stumbling through a poorly written film while marketing firms bet on "Name Recognition" moviegoers.

So, what do you think are the ingredients of a good epic? Do you think the current "epics" meet your criteria? What are some of the best epics ever made?
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