i remember a story at least a decade or two ago... about a woman who was on a flight to somewhere (back in the day when flying was a little glamorous) she got up to use the restroom, some mechanical difficulties happened and she basically got her hind quarters stuck in the toilet and she wasn't coming out...
the story I read was that in order to keep this woman calm thru the rest of the flight tehy just kept giving her alcohol... and when the plane landed.. maintenace was called to remove her butt from the toilet... Now THAT would be embarassing... Ah the good old days when all it took was booze to keep someone from suiing...
