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(1) Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.
(2) Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker.
(3) Girls *will* fuck with you.
(4) Boys *will* fuck with you.
(5) This isnt high school anymore, learn to live and accept -- the sooner the better.
(6) Do something random every day, and you won't regret it.
(7) Enjoy your time, but do not waste it.
(8) Remember to appreciate those who stay in your life.
(9) If you get below a 3.0, I'm not paying for your college anymore...
That's what I'd say to my kid, I think.. ooh.. and....
(10) I love you.
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