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I've always thought about getting arrested on some trumped up charges for similar reasons -including the resulting lawsuit.
Step 1) Get diagnosed with Tourettes syndrome.
a) Tell a doctor that you cant fucking stop swearing dammit.
b) Get the diagnoses on the books.
Step 2) Find a public location where a friend can covertly film you confronting the police.
Step 3) Find a goose-stepping little Adolf clone and tell him what you really think of him. Let him have it verbally.
a) Done right -you should bleed from this experience. Officer Friendly will simply beat you senseless and when you come to -plenty-O-riches ala Rodney King.
In court -you are just a harmless man with a mental problem. The jury will sympathize and look forward to the hefty settlement.
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