I was out on first date with wife to be. We had gone to an art show and were headed out for dinner.
She reached around to put her coat in the back seat of the car, and noticing something on the floor, picked it up. It was the erotic entertainment section of our local weekly paper. I read the paper every week, and they would put this insert in the midddle with ads for strippers, prostitutes etc. Must have fallen out when I picked up my copy a few days prior.
Luckily she believed my explanation!