Wow.
Might I suggest that people look for and read "A Modest Proposal for preventing the children of poor people in Ireland from being a burden to their parents or country, and for making them beneficial to the public" By Jonathan Swift, 1729.
During the Potato Famine, Swift wrote this essay to bring attention to the suffering of his fellow countrymen to that of the English land barrons who were either ignoring or ignorant to the situation.
Swift's "Proposal" quickly angered the public when published, and people called him to explain how he could be so cruel as to think of babies as one would a piece of meat. He replied that the English public was doing just that by not helping the Irish poor in their time of need.
JinnKai uses the same sense of irony; He (or she, sorry about gender issues) states the preposterous and waits for people to object. The rational objection is then compared to the (equally preposterous) current state of truth, and the objectors are left feeling quite foolish about their original opinion.
"But what about all of the horrible things that can happen to you in prison": JinnKai is trying to make you think about the horrible things that happen OUT OF PRISON, every day across the land.
"But what about being raped in the shower by a guy (or 3) named Bubbles": Very bad things, including rape and murder, happen every day across the land.
There is a political statement here. Think about your life, and think about how things would IMPROVE if you went to jail. Ignore all of the bad things in jail for a moment. Now, look at that list. That is the crux of the argument. (I always wanted to use that word, crux. It looks and sounds so cool. Crux.)
Please read the full Swift text
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