As appealing as drug dealing sounded, you're right -- I might have to settle for a benign crime. I think I'm going with "criminal libel." If I read it correctly, all I have to do is make up horrible lies about someone important for long enough to get arrested. In colorado, criminal libel is a class 1 misdemeanor so I'd go for a minimum 6 months, maximum 18 months. Sounds perfect..
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