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* Cops would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops. Or to the crooks.
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"Allo!"
"Who's this!!!!???"
"I'm watchin you out drivin the cops"
"You are?!!?!?!!"
"Yah, just take a left at the intersection and it'll take you to freeway"
"You sure!!?!!???"
"Yah"
"Ok! Hold on"
*Hears tires squealing on the phone*
"Dude! it's a fuckin dead end!"
"Oh, sorry, I meant my left"
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* The Statue of Liberty would get a bright red, 40-foot thong.
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Everytime we visit the Statue of Liberty, we'll take a look under its dress...or whatever she's wearing...
