Nursing Home
One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a Nursing Home.
On the front lawn were 6 old ladies laying naked on the grass. I
thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.
On my return trip, I passed the same Nursing Home with the same 6 old
ladies laying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of
me and I went inside to talk to the manager.
"Do you know there are 6 ladies laying naked on your front lawn?"
"Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes and they're having a yard
sale".
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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"
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