I was buying a pregnancy test at walmart when the 17 year old kid at the register asked me "so you think you got her pregnent?" I looked at him and told him that he is paid to shut the fuck up and ring up my stuff.
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It's hard to remember we're alive for the first time
It's hard to remember we're alive for the last time
It's hard to remember to live before you die
It's hard to remember that our lives are such a short time
It's hard to remember when it takes such a long time
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