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Originally Posted by FatFreeGoodness
Has this man not heard about all the awful things that likely happen to people who consume trace amounts of human waste? “E-coli” ring any bells? This is like saying “He fired live ammunition through the building, but you have to prove that it may have actually hurt someone.”
Or, maybe he has heard, but hopes the judge hasn’t? What is he thinking? Wouldn’t he be better off just keeping his mouth shut?
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I'm not a biologist, but doesn't that only apply to wet poo?
oh yeah, you know, another shit story: my wife's retiring professor told the class one day, "I knew my marriage was over when my wife literally brought me a shit sandwich"
she reminds me of that story from time to time, and after a big argument, I always check my buns for stray poop....