Just got this in an e-mail.  I laughed my ass off.
Then I wondered what would happen if that happened to me.  Not so funny.
How does this happen, and why doesn't google fix the problem?
Still funny though 
 
   
Edit:  And I would like the "Atta Boy" award from a Mod or Admin for doing a successful SEARCH for this topic and posting to the relevant thread.
I may be late on the jokes, but remember how far north I am.  News travels by dogsled sometimes.  (literally)