Speaking of old and worn out... around the pubs where I live there's usually a person selling fresh seafood snacks.
Without fail, somebody will ask him if he's got crabs.
Then, he (seafood seller) will respond with "it was funny the first couple of thousand times... blah... blah... blah..."
Listen up, Mr., it's as funny now as it ever was, and the fact that you hear it a thousand times a day is fucking hilarious as far I'm concerned.
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