Are you F/M? What age? As far as I know there isn't anything to make them go away unless you want to have surgery. I've seen the makeover shows where stretchmarks are removed by removing excess skin. As far as making stretchmarks go away. . google it.
If anyone says cocoa butter - that is an old wives tale. I think if there was some miracle cream for removing stretch marks I would be telling you about it. I have a 5 year old!!
Curious as to what peoples responses will be.