maybe some other antics.. a blow up doll perhaps... im pretty sure they can make dolls that are 'near human' these days..and to whatever specifications you want.. i can even bring in a pic..im serious.... i saw it on tv a few weeks ago
..really.. i did!
that way u can make love to your wife when shes not in the mood or has a headache.. and that once a week lucky dip..and mrs palmer ever now and then, and your all ok!