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Tophat665 · 10-23-2005, 04:05 PM

I heard this Jewish Chick had sex with God a while ago, and the world hasn't been right since.

Actually, I had sex with God a couple times a day when I was a teenager, until I heard that it could make me go blind.

Flip side, I always did like that pic of Loviatar in the original AD&D Deities and Demigods book. I'd give her a tumble. Maybe Bast too, if only for the self-referential aspect of getting a bit of .... well, nevermind.

That said, and seriously, as I undertand what people call god, if you could have sex with it, it wouldn't be god.

10-23-2005, 04:05 PM	#65 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I heard this Jewish Chick had sex with God a while ago, and the world hasn't been right since. Actually, I had sex with God a couple times a day when I was a teenager, until I heard that it could make me go blind. Flip side, I always did like that pic of Loviatar in the original AD&D Deities and Demigods book. I'd give her a tumble. Maybe Bast too, if only for the self-referential aspect of getting a bit of .... well, nevermind. That said, and seriously, as I undertand what people call god, if you could have sex with it, it wouldn't be god. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.