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Furlicker · 10-21-2005, 08:59 PM

Definitely not if he looks like an old man with a long white beard. I wouldn't mind a session with that eastern goddess with lots of arms and lots of breasts.

I did have sex with God once. She faked orgasm. I think she was trying to help me feel less inadequate. Well it was a bit disturbing with her shouting out "Oh Jesus! I'm gonna come". She still wanted her $75 though. Called it her "collection money".

I suppose the nearest thing to really having sex with God would be to have sex with a priest. But I'm not sure I want to start that thread.

10-21-2005, 08:59 PM	#57 (permalink)
Furlicker Upright Location: Phoenix, AZ	Definitely not if he looks like an old man with a long white beard. I wouldn't mind a session with that eastern goddess with lots of arms and lots of breasts. I did have sex with God once. She faked orgasm. I think she was trying to help me feel less inadequate. Well it was a bit disturbing with her shouting out "Oh Jesus! I'm gonna come". She still wanted her $75 though. Called it her "collection money". I suppose the nearest thing to really having sex with God would be to have sex with a priest. But I'm not sure I want to start that thread.