My three-year old managed to get some quality time with a marker at a friend's house. My wife was in charge at the time (thank God it wasn't me) and her attentios were elsewhere.
That evening, I asked him to tell me what he'd done. In his words - " I colored on the walls. I colored on the door. I colored on the door handle. I colored on the carpet. I colored on the bed. I colored on the blanket. I colored on Alice..."
Daaaaaaaaaaaamn. Its hard to be serious when you are laughing so hard on the inside.
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