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Um, how about actually making a police report?
Other than that, I favor browsing ACME's latest catalog of road runner capturing devices. Get the one where the owner rockets into a painting of a road while the road runner runs right through it.
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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet
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