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The U.S. Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of George W. Bush to honour his achievements.
In daily use, it has been shown that the stamp is not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing, a special presidential commission has made the following findings:
1) The stamp is in perfect order.
2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3) People are spitting on the wrong side.
4) Neocon administration doctors the report before public release
5) Members of the special presidential comission are fired or demoted
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