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Old 10-17-2005, 01:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
Slyboots
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Reason why this guy couldn't find a job.

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Today I worked out why I have been unemployed for the past 4 or so months.

As I live 25 miles away from the area I wish to work in, for the majority of cases I use online employement agencies to look for work. I've applied for countless numbers of positions this way, and was becoming rather dismayed that I was being overlooked for jobs that I could do with my eyes shut. I thought perhaps it may have something to do with my CV, so I opened up cv.doc to see what changes I could make to sound more appealing to future employers.

Only instead of my well written and informative CV, what I found was the tracklisting to a cd I had made for someone about 5 months ago. No problem, I thought - I can download my CV from one of the agency sites, and use that. Except when I did this, I found the same list of songs.

I have been applying for work with an indie mix cd..
Hahaha.

I found this on another forum and thought it was pretty funny. I wonder what the employer were thinking when they saw his application thingy.
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