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The george bush stamp
The U.S. Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of George W. Bush to honour his achievements.
In daily use, it has been shown that the stamp is not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing, a special presidential commission has made the following findings:
1) The stamp is in perfect order.
2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3) People are spitting on the wrong side.
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Computers allow us to make more mistakes at a faster rate than any other man-made thing, with the exception of handguns and tequila.
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