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aphex140 · 10-16-2005, 11:57 PM

The U.S. Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of George W. Bush to honour his achievements.

In daily use, it has been shown that the stamp is not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing, a special presidential commission has made the following findings:

1) The stamp is in perfect order.
2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.
3) People are spitting on the wrong side.

10-16-2005, 11:57 PM	#1 (permalink)
aphex140 Psycho Location: northamptonshire	The george bush stamp The U.S. Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of George W. Bush to honour his achievements. In daily use, it has been shown that the stamp is not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing, a special presidential commission has made the following findings: 1) The stamp is in perfect order. 2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive. 3) People are spitting on the wrong side. __________________ Computers allow us to make more mistakes at a faster rate than any other man-made thing, with the exception of handguns and tequila. [/QUOTE=BAMF]Do they role a die, with a 1/3 chance of being flacid?[/QUOTE]