Don't forget Internet Explorer...
A) Nuke the History and Temporary Internet Files.
B) Use the registry to ensure that your media players (Windows Media Player especially) doesn't reveal the last few "videos" you've watched. If you don't know how, just bring up a couple videos in WMP to gloss over the recent file list.
C) Relocate your porn, shove it into a zip folder, PW protect it, and rename it to "wouldntyouliketoknow.zip", just to mess with her.
D) Double check your recent documents list. Open up a bunch of boring stuff to make sure it's clear.
E) Do a quick search for *.jpg and *.mpg on your PC to make sure you don't have any loose files lying around.
F) Copy your Favorite's folder to a new directory, and modify the old one to your needs. Once she's gone, copy the Favorites folder back so your links are fine.
This advice brought to you by the Paranoia Department of the Institute for Sexually Frustrated Teenagers.
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