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See, the problem is that women think men only have female friends hoping one day she'll take off her pants and bend over. Which for the most part is true. But men are capable of having female friends they don't wanna fuck. Most of these girls are ugly. We keep them around took make us look more sensitive. Like we really care about the oppisite sex. We don't. For the most part we hate you and if you didn't have that wonderful thing between your legs and the ability to suck a golf ball through a garden hose we wouldn't talk to you. We don't care about your day, your mother, or anything else you care to talk about.
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You mean I'm not supposed to treat girls with respect, especially if I don't want to have sex with them? I can't just be friends with women but should have some purpose behind it? And I'm not supposed to sincerely care one bit about their feelings or their concerns? Damnit, why didn't anyone tell me sooner; I guess I've been doing it all wrong all these years! But seriously, if that's what it takes, I'm proud of doing it "wrong," then.
Sim
PS: And I like the candles too...haha.