eribrav

So you work at some expensive foo-foo coffee place, and you're here to rant about humanity? I think you're in a race to the bottom with those you are ranting about!
First off, those people who walk through the front door to spend their money are your customers. Get that? They're the reason you have a job. They're not SKANKS.
Second, I don't drink coffee that often. One reason I don't is that IT MAKES ME HAVE TO PEE! So if you want to sell ridiculously overpriced beverages, and set up an atmosphere conducive to folks lingering, you should have a bathroom. It would be a much better way to treat your customers.
Finally, I'm not aware of coffee beeing detrimental to unborn babies. Anyone?
So, then your title is appropriate. You apparently don't understand people. The problem appears largely to be yours, not theirs.