I didn't want to slap this in my little tirade...
CSfilm: By the way this is brilliant.
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Originally Posted by CSfilm
Q: Why are there so few Buddhist rhythm and blues bands?
A: Because Buddhists don't have any soul.
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I couldn't find a whole lot of jokes that could translate well to the non-Buddhists, but here's a few all in the interest of fairness, I suppose.
Q: Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners?
A: Because they have no attachments.
Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they are the light bulb.
Q: How many Zen buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Tree falling in the forest.
While in New York Buddha purchased a copy of the New York Times from a street vendor with a $10 dollar bill, when Buddha asked for his change the vendor looked with a smile and said, "Ah, change must come from within...
Never let it be said that I'm not an equal-opportunity offender.