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BigBen · 10-13-2005, 07:23 AM

I now know what I want to have happen to my remains!

Take my ashes, treat them with enough heat and pressure to resemble the Victorian ideal of Hell, and turn me into a diamond.

I would like the diamond to be passed from generation to generation.

Oh, I just thought of something very cool:
Add the "Voodoo Package" onto the price of my LifeGem for the low price of 2995.95$ and fly in an authentic Voodoo priest that will catch my soul and place it in the diamond. Now I can really continue to be with my loved ones! And since Diamonds last forever, my soul will be permanently trapped in this beautiful, stunning piece of haunted jewelry. Will I be a benevolent ghost, granting wishes to whomever wears me? Or will I be spiteful, and curse those unfortunate enough to come into contact with me? Lets wait and see!

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BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	I now know what I want to have happen to my remains! Take my ashes, treat them with enough heat and pressure to resemble the Victorian ideal of Hell, and turn me into a diamond. I would like the diamond to be passed from generation to generation. Oh, I just thought of something very cool: Add the "Voodoo Package" onto the price of my LifeGem for the low price of 2995.95$ and fly in an authentic Voodoo priest that will catch my soul and place it in the diamond. Now I can really continue to be with my loved ones! And since Diamonds last forever, my soul will be permanently trapped in this beautiful, stunning piece of haunted jewelry. Will I be a benevolent ghost, granting wishes to whomever wears me? Or will I be spiteful, and curse those unfortunate enough to come into contact with me? Lets wait and see! __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.