Do what my family does. Place them in a nice windowed cabinet so that all your guests can see them, but never use them. 
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"Your name's Geek? Do you know the origin of the term? A geek is someone who bites the heads off chickens at a circus. I would never let you suck my dick with a name like Geek"
--Kevin Smith
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