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Originally Posted by Fearless_Hyena
Just take it to the cleaners and tell them the stains are "protein", "albumin", or something like that. Say the cat puked on it, hell. Besides, what do you care if *strangers* even think it's all spunk?? They're not your Mom, they're strangers, after all! 
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For some reason this whole thread now has me thinking of a scene from Naked Gun...
Leslie Nielson - Wow! That's a honey of an anklet you've got there!
Pricilla Pressley - Tsk! Did it slip down there again?