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Completely off of how I feel in all actuality, but I think it's a funny thought;
What you do, she yells for spilling the drink and you politely say "Oh of course I'll buy you a new drink, I'm so sorry about that" then get up, order whatever she had, then just walk off with it.
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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