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Originally Posted by lurkette
They should patent semen as an industrial adhesive. Try getting it out of your eyelashes.  |
One of the funniest things I've read, no offense. Here's to gettin freestyle with the english language. Kudos to you, ma'am.
I would take the sheets straight to a good dry cleaner to ensure they are properly and thoroughly cleaned. If they are any good at all, they've probably washed hundreds of sets of sheets with personal marks on them. Nevermind what they think about what, drop them off with your head held high, and let them go about their job washing your expensive sheets...and wishing their sex life was as good as yours.