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Wording from Monty Python's Final Rip Off
EEEEE-manual Kant was a real pissant
who's ver-y rar-ly stable
Heidigger! Heidigger was a boos-y begger
who could think you under the table!
David Hume could out-consume
Wil-helm Fred'rich Hegal
And Wit-gen-stein was a beer-y swine
who's just as sloshed as Schlegal.
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permenantly pissed!
John Stewart Mill, of his own Free Will,
on half a bottle shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away
half a crate of whisky ev'ry day!
Aristotle! Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
I drink therefore I am.
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed.
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed!
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