I was at a club one night and this drunk asshole had been dancing in front of my chair all night. Well, there is no dance floor at this place, it is an irish pub.
Several times over the course of the evening, he knocked into me, elbowed me, tripped over me, and splashed his drink on me. Since he seemed to be having a good time and had no malice, I only asked him politely to watch his step. He said sorry, I'll move.... but then always came right back to shake his ample uncoordinated ass at my face.
Well around 1:00 or so, he got a little too excited, and he fell over me, spilling my beer, spilling HIS beer, both all over me and my friend, and whacked me just below the eye with his elbow. He just sat there laughing so I shoved him off of me, spun him around, and clocked him twice BAM BAM on his cheek and jaw. He yelled out BITCH! THAT HURT! At which point I dove for him... luckily my friends stopped me. The bouncer came over and asked me what was up. I told him... and HE got thrown out.
I had a friggin shiner for a week from his elbow.