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Getting punched in the mouth by a chick...
So I'm standing at the bar at Liquid in Albury on Saturday night buying a drink, when I spun around and knocked this chicks cocktail. Didn't knock it over, just knocked about 5mm off the top. This exchange takes place:
Chick: You fucken idiot, that's a $12 cocktail. You gunna buy me a new one now?
Me: I don't do buy new drinks.
Chick: Yeah? *punches me in mouth*
Nothing I could do but pick up my drink and walk away. Stupid bitches like that are one reason we should be allowed to punch girls one day a year.
Now it's Wednesday and my mouth still hurts like fuck. Nice punch. The boys will never let me live this one down.
In my opinion a guy should never hit a girl under any circumstances, but fuck they deserve it sometimes.
Any other guys been hit by a girl? What was your response?
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