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MooseMan3000 · 10-04-2005, 05:48 PM

pretard
n. A person who has yet to speak to you, but you just know that whatever they say will be so mind numbingly stupid as to make you cringe in disgust when you hear it.
pretarded
adj. Someone who is afflicted with pretardation.

I googled the word, and while it does come up in some places, nobody seems to know what it means. In most cases, it means exactly the same as "retard." I think my definition is much more compelling.

I just started work at Radio Shack this past Monday, and I've never dealt with stupider customers than the ones that come in there. I came up with the word to help me describe the people that I can tell I'll need to try really hard to avoid smacking (literally or verbally). I think it fits the bill quite nicely.

10-04-2005, 05:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
MooseMan3000 wouldn't mind being a ninja. Location: Maine, the Other White State.	I think I've invented a new word. pretard n. A person who has yet to speak to you, but you just know that whatever they say will be so mind numbingly stupid as to make you cringe in disgust when you hear it. pretarded adj. Someone who is afflicted with pretardation. I googled the word, and while it does come up in some places, nobody seems to know what it means. In most cases, it means exactly the same as "retard." I think my definition is much more compelling. I just started work at Radio Shack this past Monday, and I've never dealt with stupider customers than the ones that come in there. I came up with the word to help me describe the people that I can tell I'll need to try really hard to avoid smacking (literally or verbally). I think it fits the bill quite nicely. Last edited by MooseMan3000; 10-05-2005 at 05:48 AM.. Reason: I'm pretarded.