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I don't know if it counts but I had to give the heimlich to myself before. I was sitting in my dorm choking on a carrot of all things (from soup, damn those deliciously large chunks of carrots that Cambells puts into their food) and had to hit myself over the chair.
But otherwise no danger has ever presented itself in a way that needed my help.
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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