lurkette

Dude, I WISH he could aim I guess he has other things on his mind at the time. They should patent semen as an industrial adhesive. Try getting it out of your eyelashes.

Thanks, all, for the advice (mal, you're a lifesaver as usual). I'm going to try washing the pillowcases and duvet cover with Woolite tomorrow and see what happens. (We do have one of those home drycleaning kits, but you have to spot-treat each stain, and frankly, there are a looooot of spots.)

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