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Originally Posted by StanT
Don't forget to give yourself a 20% pay cut and give up all hope of having a car mechanic explain anything to you.
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Depends on the mechanic. I explain things to girls whether they want me to or not, much to my girlfriend's dismay.
Umm.. tape is your friend, I suppose. And I'm not sure how guys fake having boobs, but I suppose it can be done. And make sure you do a good job shaving. I've never met a girl with three-day stubble on her chin. Well, actually there was that one time in Arkansas, but we don't talk about that.