Yes my friends what I am saying is true. Dee's assorted nuts ARE Cleavage Filtered and come in a nut sack.
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Originally Posted by from their website
At Dee's Nuts we believe in quality.
Thats why all of our nuts are CLEAVAGE FILTERED. What does this mean for you? We remove impurities and enhance the taste of our nuts by filtering them between the breasts of Totally Hot Chicks. Through this patented process, we are able to bring you the best tasting nuts in the world.
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I heard the following interview on the radio today (i believe that it was a re-broadcast):
http://www.deesassortednuts.com/MenzRadio.mp3
***Edit they cut out all the awesome puns. I am going to try to find the interview on Menz.
This is an hysterical interview. Full of a ton of puns around cleavage and nuts.
Really funny.
(I don't work for this company)
How does one explain the purchase of these nuts to their wives.
<i>"Honey, I swear, they are much healthier since they have been filtered"</i>
<i>"I promise, they don't really mean anything to me, it is purely platonic nut eating"</i>
<i>"I am telling you, I get them only for the articles"</i>
***Edit: This is the girl in the interview
