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Haha. All this washing and re-contaminating. Amusing. Look it reminds me of a joke - wording is from memory and possibly incorrect....
A man goes to a fancy restaurant and notices that all the staff serving food have a piece of string hanging out of their trousers.
He makes a polite enquiry.
Sir - our hygiene practices are very strict. When we go to the toilet, we pull our penis out with the string so as not to touch it on our hands.
He asks how they put it back afterwards.
Sir that's simple. We use the tongs.
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