"I notice you've been itching your 'area' a lot lately...I was wondering if you would maybe get that checked out before we do the dirty"
Be subtle:
*COUGH*"go get tested*COUGH*
Or not:
"hey! I like to check the quality of the turf before I step on the field, I think you need to go get probed"
"whats that smell...O um maybe get that looked at?"
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Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it.
--Mark Twain
Do What makes you happy
--Me
BUT!
"Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu
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