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Originally Posted by Suave
How about "Let's go out to a nice picnic." Then you drive her to the clinic and say "SURPRISE! We're getting tested for STDs!"
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I can see that you live up to your name, Suave. 
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
Emo Philips
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