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Originally Posted by ngdawg
If you're that embarrassed about buying 'ass-cream', get a box of maxi-pads as well, look the cashier straight in the eye and say, "My girlfriend said we needed napkins and dip for the party"....
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Oh man, nice one dawg.
Dude, seriously, the checker ain't gonna care. If he/she does, then he/she needs to get a life. Do you know how much "embarassing" stuff we women have to buy all the time? Get over it and take care of yer ass, it's more important than your pride.
Or if you really can't deal, use the self-checker thingy that someone recommended. Those are great for buying things discreetly.