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SirLance · 09-27-2005, 04:45 PM

Oh, and one more thing...

This afternoon I went to the bank. I had to get a certified check for the movers.

So, being a rational, aware human being, I stopped at the little table to fill out my withdrawl slip. While I'm filling out my withdrawl slip, some dumbass on a cell phone gets in line.

He talks on his stupid cell phone while he's in the line. The whole time. Ten minutes or so. I know the results of his prostate exam. I don't care. Nobody cares.

He gets to the head of the line. He's so busy talking about his prostate he doesn't notice that a teller window has opened up. I tap him on the shoulder and point to the open window. He gives me a dirty look. I tell him to hang up and do his business.

He goes to the teller window still talking on his cellphone and says "Hang on a second." He asks the teller for a deposit slip. The 17 people in line behind me let out disgusted sighs. He proceeds to stand at the teller window and fill out his slip. He trys to fill out his slip while talking on his phone. He can't, fucks up and asks for another slip.

I decided that I have had about enough. I walk up to the window and ask him to step aside while he does his paperwork. He tells me that he was "first." I tell him that the rest of us are ready to transact business, and he should have been getting his shit together instead of telling the entire bank about his prostate. I tell him that it's rude to make all these people wait because he didn't have the foresight to have a fucking deposit slip filled out. People behind me start to laugh.

The manager pipes up, "Really, sir, it is inconsiderate of you to not be prepared to do your business when you arrive at the head of the line. Please step aside and let us transact for those who are ready until your paperwork is filled out. We'll take care of you then."

Applause from the line.

I handed the teller my filled out withdrawl slip, she took care of me, and I left. Have no idea if dipshit ever got his prostate working...

09-27-2005, 04:45 PM	#109 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Oh, and one more thing... This afternoon I went to the bank. I had to get a certified check for the movers. So, being a rational, aware human being, I stopped at the little table to fill out my withdrawl slip. While I'm filling out my withdrawl slip, some dumbass on a cell phone gets in line. He talks on his stupid cell phone while he's in the line. The whole time. Ten minutes or so. I know the results of his prostate exam. I don't care. Nobody cares. He gets to the head of the line. He's so busy talking about his prostate he doesn't notice that a teller window has opened up. I tap him on the shoulder and point to the open window. He gives me a dirty look. I tell him to hang up and do his business. He goes to the teller window still talking on his cellphone and says "Hang on a second." He asks the teller for a deposit slip. The 17 people in line behind me let out disgusted sighs. He proceeds to stand at the teller window and fill out his slip. He trys to fill out his slip while talking on his phone. He can't, fucks up and asks for another slip. I decided that I have had about enough. I walk up to the window and ask him to step aside while he does his paperwork. He tells me that he was "first." I tell him that the rest of us are ready to transact business, and he should have been getting his shit together instead of telling the entire bank about his prostate. I tell him that it's rude to make all these people wait because he didn't have the foresight to have a fucking deposit slip filled out. People behind me start to laugh. The manager pipes up, "Really, sir, it is inconsiderate of you to not be prepared to do your business when you arrive at the head of the line. Please step aside and let us transact for those who are ready until your paperwork is filled out. We'll take care of you then." Applause from the line. I handed the teller my filled out withdrawl slip, she took care of me, and I left. Have no idea if dipshit ever got his prostate working... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.