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SirLance · 09-27-2005, 11:14 AM

Wanna piss me off?

1. Leave your cellphone on in the theatre so you can text message all your pals.

2. Talk during the movie. Yeah, I dropped 8.50 to hear YOU.

3. Tailgate me, or cut me off in traffic. Are you that much more important than everyone else?

4. Ask me a question, then interrupt me while I answer you.

5. Don't say please, thank you, I'm sorry, or excuse me when you do something these simple phrases should accompany.

6. Push me while in line. Yeah, that's smart. Then look at me like I'm an idiot. Yeah, that's real smart. I was standing still, you were moving. Watch where you're going, dipshit. You bumped into me. Oh, by the way, I'm an ex-green beret and I can kill you with my thumbs, but you don't know that because I look just like everyone else in the supermarket. (Someone did this twice and the second time I pushed their cart back into them and told them if they pushed me again, I'd feed it to 'em.)

7. Make your car radio so loud that everyone around you has to put up with the THUMP THUMP THUMP of your damn subwoofer. See remarks under 6. I'm a crack shot, too, and I have silenced weapons, not that anyone would hear it over your fucking radio...

That's all for now, but I might think of more...

09-27-2005, 11:14 AM	#104 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Wanna piss me off? 1. Leave your cellphone on in the theatre so you can text message all your pals. 2. Talk during the movie. Yeah, I dropped 8.50 to hear YOU. 3. Tailgate me, or cut me off in traffic. Are you that much more important than everyone else? 4. Ask me a question, then interrupt me while I answer you. 5. Don't say please, thank you, I'm sorry, or excuse me when you do something these simple phrases should accompany. 6. Push me while in line. Yeah, that's smart. Then look at me like I'm an idiot. Yeah, that's real smart. I was standing still, you were moving. Watch where you're going, dipshit. You bumped into me. Oh, by the way, I'm an ex-green beret and I can kill you with my thumbs, but you don't know that because I look just like everyone else in the supermarket. (Someone did this twice and the second time I pushed their cart back into them and told them if they pushed me again, I'd feed it to 'em.) 7. Make your car radio so loud that everyone around you has to put up with the THUMP THUMP THUMP of your damn subwoofer. See remarks under 6. I'm a crack shot, too, and I have silenced weapons, not that anyone would hear it over your fucking radio... That's all for now, but I might think of more... __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.