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One of my friends is terrified of spiders. He ran through the woods on a dare and came out with two enormous banana spiders clinging to him. He promptly turned green, screamed and passed out. It was hilarious. It's the main reason, too, that I refuse the awesome hiking trails at Hanna Park here. Beautiful trails, fabulous scenery, and huge spider webs almost every three feet. At any given spot where trees lean the slightest bit close to each other over the trails, you can find anywhere from three to twenty spiders suspended. I hate them. But that's their habitat and they can have it. Come into my space, buddy, and I'm going to Raid or Adidas your ass.
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Here's how life works: you either get to ask for an apology or you get to shoot people. Not both. House
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Originally Posted by Plan9
Just realize that you're armed with smart but heavily outnumbered.
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The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. Ayn Rand
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